New Year resolutions I will break

Everyone is making new year resolutions right now, so I thought I'd do up a list of new year resolutions that is pretty much meaningless and that I will never achieve. Hahaha....

1. I will be more patient.
2. I will stop bitching.
3. I will stop using a spoon to eat peanut butter.
4. I will stop eating chocolate.
5. I will stop correcting people's english.
6. I will start working really hard.
7. I will cut my hair really short.
8. I will stop spending money.
9. I will stop being judgmental.
10. I will stop collecting dolls.

Muahahahah I almost fell off my chair when I made the list. Hahahahah!